Sunday, May 12, 2024

White Star: News from the FEED

 Turn On, Tune In, and let the FEED bring you the latest in News & Entertainment!

FEED Anchor - Skip Skippington.

Skip: Good evening, I'm Skip Skippington and this is Sector News. Our top story this evening is the launch of the Serena Dawn II, from Starline Cruises. They are offering a fantastic deal on trips to all the top vacation destinations in Kelron as well as stops in Pavonis and Spartha sectors. Amber alerts from G.C. Authority may apply so check with your Travelbot agents.

Pirate activity sector wide has seen an almost 100% decline since the increase in Consortium patrol craft along all Green star lanes. Remember, you're only as safe as you allow the Consortium to make you.

We now go to our GSPN correspondant live at Starlight Stadium on Andala station. Gort, what do have for us tonight?

Gort: Thank you Skip. As all Astro-ball fans know today is the one year memorial of the tragic accident that took last years Sector Championship team from us. Team Nova was on their victory tour of the Kelron sector when a catastrophic solar flare emergence in the binary Tannoa system destroyed their ship. The only survivor was Star player number 81, B00m-5haka-L0c4a. Or as we knew and loved him: BOOM SHAKA LOCKA!
Unfortunatley, Black Box data records from the doomed Team transport ship revealed BOOM was responsible for taking the ship off standard course to a Red-Light District Space station that put them in range of that same solar flare! The Computia corporation lost ownership of the team contract and had to let BOOM go after finding him responsible for the one billion credit loss. BOOM was suffering from major EMP disruption and was saved from total Terminal Offline Erasure by his legal team. That however left BOOM with barely a few hundred credits to his name and the Astro-Ball League barred him from ever playing again. BOOM has since gone dark and is as far as anyone knows a server-less bot, probably swilling reheated lubricant in a dive bar at the fringe of the galaxy somewhere.

However, I have great news for all you Astro-ball fans! The Socity Corporation has taken over ownership of the Team Nova contract, and here tonight I bring you a live training game of the new & improved Astro-ball Nova team rookies for this season!! This will put a comet in the exhaust port of team Black-Star, as they thought they would have no competition for the championship this season. How quickly the galaxy turns, right Skip!

This has been Gort Bantro for the Galactic Sports Network.

Skip: Wow, you said it Gort! I can't wait to see what this new Team Nova brings to the court! But now a word from our sponsors.



Skip: In other news, Consortium forces clashed with a small rebel terrorist cell hidden on a moon bordering the Kelron and Venturi Sector. It is known that the Solar Alliance has been supplying weapons to these small groups who have been harrasing civilian and corporate business instrests sector wide. Remember, if you have information or suspect criminal activity contact your nearest Galactic Consortium authorities. We can all keep each other safe.

Brinn Beta station has been marked as off limits to all space traffic, the core malfunction has made the station a system wide hazard. GC patrols will be diverting all traffic throught Brinn Alpha station, so be prepared for delays.

GC authorities have reason to suspect wanted criminal Crystophan Marrs may be in the Tannoa system. If you have information or see this person call local Sec-units or GC forces immeditely. Do not approach as this being is considered dangerous.

Stay tuned for more . . . . 






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